Geez, so I have to apologize, in my old age I am turning out to be alittle cluster f*cked at times. What a week, I forgot all about Easter, I know right even for a Grump like me shame on me! haha, but like a pro or a Mom, or a woman, eh, I dont know what friggin point I am trying to get across but suddenly Last Friday I thought It was Wednesday and thats when my screw up completely started, so suddenly the poor Godfather like a pro had to help assist me, and came through like the amazing man he is, he went back to work, got his paycheck we both forgot about, shopped for everything I needed for a fast Easter dinner (that I didnt have on hand) and I started baking and we had it on Friday cause one of our bestest friends was leaving town at 4 am Easter day to go on Vacation to Arizona. But in the midst of everything I had promised the Godfather I would post the recipes for the low cal Chocolate chip cookies and the blueberry scones, and well I ended up away from home with no internet till Monday then I looked everywhere, and couldnt find my 2 recipes, only to find them right in the last place I would look, which was the last place they were used “The Kitchen” ugghhh what a week. anyway, as promised I will post the scone one now and the Chocolate chip by tomorrow, thank you for the patience.

Grumpys Low Cal, Low Fat Blueberry Scones:

2 cups Whole Wheat Flour

1/4 cup honey ( I use Local from farmers or Bee Amazing )

2 Tsp Baking Powder

1/2 tsp Baking Soda

1/4 tsp Salt ( I use Himalayan Sea Salt or Kosher)

4 Tbsp Butter or 1/4 Olive Oil!

1/2 cup Applesauce Unsweetened ( I reserve alittle extra ( up to 1/4 cup if batter to dry)

1 egg (lightly beaten)

1 tsp Vanilla Extract

1-1/2 cups Blueberries ( I dont think you can have to many)

1. Preheat oven to 350* degrees Fahrenheit.
2. Line a baking sheet with parchment paper.
3. Combine Flour, Baking Soda, Baking Powder, and salt in a large bowl mix.
4. In small er bowl mix all wet ingredients except blueberries, then combine the wet mixture into the dry when Combined add Blueberries and fold in (as not to smash them) .
5. Take a Teaspoon and drop heaping teaspoon fulls onto prepared parchment paper pan. when done, place pan in preheated oven (350*) bake for about 10 mins, check the bottom of one should be lightly brown, take pan out transfer scones onto wire rack, cook rest of dough.
7. Enjoy. each scone should be under 100 calories

So I figured my drastic changes deserve perhaps some explanation. For those who know me thank you be patient … for those who dont… I want you you get to know me, short version of my life is this, I was always the black sheep in my family, a good easy going person, wild child in my younger days, and very settled in my old age( haha)I met real shithead men throughout my younger days all my own doing. I take full responsibility for my actions and my life as I believe people should. However, Finally late in my life I was very lets call it blessed to find an amazing man, and anyone who truly knows him, knows he is very passionate when he feels strongly about something as I do also, and when I started this site I had fun just blurting out what ever my sarcastic mouth felt like saying whenever the mood struck. But as the Election took place alot of people (me) especially felt we fucking robbed and an anger day in and day out that just wasnt changing, so I had to change.

Now this is where the food is getting ready to come in (soon) haha. Back in 2011, I went to a doctor after a month of straight coughing and not being able to breath very well, and was diagnosed with severe COPD, (like a dumbass, still smoking) after a couple months and alot of doctor visits my doctor looked me in the face and said very seriously you have at best 5 years if you keep smoking and doing what your doing ie coffee for breakfast, lunch, and then eat dinner, well that kinda scared me enough just to house bound myself but not much else…. so still smoking, still not eating right, 5 years came and past,oh yeah and I changed doctors just didn’t like someone who seemed more sarcastic then myself, anyway, I started realizing I have stuff to live for, I quit smoking.

Oh, and here is where the food comes in, now see when you home bound yourself and you have no exercise equipment, and your not eating right well I am sure by now you see where this is going I got up to my highest weight ever 283 lbs, (I am so lucky my hubby is a loving patient man) so invested in a treadmill Please please please DO NOT BUY ANYTHING PRO FORM !!!! Their Customer service is absolutely impossible! I tried to deal with them when I first got the machine they had every piece of info, and still wanted me to call, they corrected my english, they are rude and totally NOT CUSTOMER SERVICE FRIENDLY! So I will not buy anymore equipment thru them, and I am looking to do a whole gym.

But moving right along, since October I have lost about 65 lbs. yes you saw that right. I am down to about 220. But every once in a while, Not all the time I want something sweet, so I have been investing in protein bars,. I dont know if you have tried any of these but let me tell you, 90% of what I have tried is disgusting,

Honestly this is NOT a plug for any of these, but out of this picture the Adkins peanut butter on top left were the best, and the Think peanut butter all hit the trash. This is why I am baking. if you want a snack, It should not be 220 calories, and it should Not be a tasteless piece of cardboard crap!

So I will once again thank all the people I have been forcing fresh bake goods on but I am trying to work out recipes so they are Low calorie yet full flavor, and yes there has been some crap I have just had to trash, but the stuff I am sharing I would like honest opinions, so I can share here, and also I am working on a cookbook that will have great meals, sides, desserts, will it be for all no, but the Godfather has dropped 15 to 20 lbs last time we weighed him he is a diabetic and he wasnt even trying to loose it. And I am loosing it, so it has to be in the better desserts and the use of spices and herbs, and well hell why not share that info.

Plus, omg my sweet adorable little Irish mother Never tought me how to cook for just 2 now that everyone has left the nest, so I have to send some of this food out. *giggles*Have a wonderful day, treat others as you want to be treated, and please if you like please hit the button.

PS low calorie Chocolate Chip Cookie recipe coming next.

So, the GodMother has been taking a course on our Constitution. Thank you Hillsdale College. They have so many wonderful courses to choose from, and for free (bet the democrazies didnt plan on that during this lockdown, me learning. Haha!) Anyway they have wonderful programs over there, let me know if you need the link.

But we truly need the legislators to do their jobs now as far as this election goes, if people would stop watching news channels and start only watching “OAN” which is One American News or I believe the other is News Network or just go to youtube and get the lowdown straight from Kayleigh or the staffers you would here the truth. FOX is still good at night I have been watching the classics Tucker, Laura from the Ingraham Angle, and Hannity but truly is saddens me that so many reporters have turn to shit. That what they put on paper, means absolutely nothing and that they would truly rather be shitty sellouts then report the truth, but then thats ok, cause it makes it easy for honest people like me to come in and tell the truth and be here for the people, before we are lead back to the hypothetically gas tanks. YOU THE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW, THEY ARE LYING AND GETTING something from it.

Right now there is alot riding on these legislators in these different states to uphold for Us the people! The Law! To separate themselves from Government, and this choice they make will be Monumental, So much it could honestly lead to a Civil War. This is what our Fore Fathers put in place to protect us.

LEGISLATORS: WE THE PEOPLE ARE PISSED, THAT GOVERNMENT HAS BECOME SUCH A DIRTY SMELLY SWAMP AND BEEN GETTING FILTY RICH AND MAKING POOR DECISIONS (LIKE OBVIOUSLY TRYING TO STEAL THIS PAST ELECTION) AND WE ARE WATCHING YOUR DECISION.

I hope everyone has a wonderful day, treat others as you wish to be treated. And thank you for joining me for coffee today. ⚘❤